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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
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Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education...
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Look to this day For it is life, the very life of life. For...
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The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...
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My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
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The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
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Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...