Quote #24598
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
Quote #32794
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin
Quote #29994
One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts,...
Quote #25986
I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.
Quote #11478
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine...
Quote #5375
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #32360
True friendship is like a rose. We can’t realize it’s beauty until it fades.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?