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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to...
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
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Certain souls seem hard because they are capable of strong feelings, and they sometimes...
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The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
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Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only...
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! It is a...