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The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Quote #25545
The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #19946
There is nothing that makes its way more directly to the soul than beauty.
Quote #24057
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
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If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them...
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one ‘O...
Quote #25728
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else...