Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #25726
Nature gave men two ends — one to sit on, and one to think...
Quote #15207
What a searching preacher of self-command is the varying phenomenon of health.
Quote #8370
Genius is entitled to respect only when it promotes the peace and improves the...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #6527
Think what you do when you run into debt; you give another power over...
Quote #4204
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Quote #10902
“Whoops” is a word that should never be said by some professions – Pilots,...
Quote #9518
Every man who is not a monster, mathematician or a mad philosopher, is the...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.