Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Baruch Spinoza Quote #23915 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Rita Mae Brown Quote #26050 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering...
Dave Barry Quote #20542 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Joe Moore Quote #30146 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...
Lily Tomlin Quote #22096 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans....
Robertson Davies Quote #26969 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for...
Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote #7682 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it...
Ellen Stugis Hooper Quote #17009 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I slept and dreamed that life was beauty.I awoke — and found that life...
John Randolph Quote #15037 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The principle of liberty and equality, if coupled with mere selfishness, will make men...