Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #25617
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Quote #22491
‘Good luck, Mr President,’ I said to him. ‘As I told you when I...
Quote #20214
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Quote #15291
What is now proved was only once imagined.
Quote #9576
If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a...
Quote #26185
I think all of us are looking at the future with yesterday’s eyes.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #9942
My vigor, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I...
Quote #28434
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...