Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
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Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed the only...
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #8415
The sin which makes you sad and repentant is more liked by Allah than...
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #7354
Not every age is fit for childish sports.
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
Quote #23882
The artist belongs to his work, not the work to the artist.
Quote #19763
I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.
Quote #10993
I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...