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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...
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If you treat people right they will treat you right – ninety percent of...
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You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
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It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
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A word to the wise is infuriating.
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
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Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
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A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad...
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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...