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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #4702
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
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Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it,...
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Children are entitled to their otherness, as anyone is and when we reach them,...
Quote #30902
The only truly dead are those who have been forgotten.
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
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To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a...
Quote #22846
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write if...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...