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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be –...
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #2446
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
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Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable...
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No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
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Nature is a mutable cloud, which is always and never the same.
Quote #26001
Nothing is sadder than having worldly standards without worldly means.
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #14322
The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil.