Quote #23887
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #31861
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Quote #3713
All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he...
Quote #22092
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Quote #20851
Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving...
Quote #5670
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #7925
In charity there is no excess.
Quote #1774
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
Quote #2766
I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...