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Lord, how the day passes It’s like a life–so quickly when we don’t watch...
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I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one ‘O...
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‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
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And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of...
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He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from...
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Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...