Quote #7107
Too much liberty corrupts us all.
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If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one...
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If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give...
Quote #9160
Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #15407
Life is a struggle, but not a warfare.
Quote #20472
To affect the quality of the day that is the art of life.