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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about...
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Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
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Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
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It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything...
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Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
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The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Quote #12766
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.