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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the...
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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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April is the cruellest month, breedingLilacs out of the dead land, mixingMemory out of...
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
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I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with...
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