Quote #12164
God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
Quote #1829
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
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You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t...
Quote #22877
hy doesn’t the past decently bury itself, instead of sitting waiting to be admired...
Quote #4666
An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #11033
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found...
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #30810
If you have much, give of your wealth if you have little, give of...
Quote #34593
You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a womans name...