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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
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I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s...
Quote #11943
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
Quote #17733
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
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If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #6668
Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of...
Quote #25891
I believe that God prays in us and through us, whether we are praying...
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Books give not wisdome where none was before, But where some is, there reading...
Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...