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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will...
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Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing...
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The Night has a thousand eyes, And the Day but one; Yet the light...
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Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by...
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It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything...
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The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because...