Quote #14876
Education is not to reform students or amuse them or to make them expert...
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The fantastic advances in the field of communication constitute a grave danger to the...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #592
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #1525
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #13933
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
Quote #2048
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.