Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #18504
We know how to speak many falsehoods that resemble real things, but we know,...
Quote #28204
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #14527
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #11197
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Quote #15237
Where there is no hope, there can be no endeavor.
Quote #20442
None can be an impartial or wise observer of human life but from the...
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...