Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #27024
It will not be any European statesman who will unite Europe Europe will be...
Quote #33035
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #3097
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
Quote #530
The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #20957
Lay on, Macduff, And damn’d be him that first cries, Hold, enough
Quote #20535
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
Quote #28441
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.