Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #27602
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #19429
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Quote #24393
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for...
Quote #26774
If you can’t solve it, it’s not a problem–it’s reality.
Quote #17989
Time crumbles things everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten...
Quote #17624
He who limps is still walking.
Quote #33066
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Quote #21102
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe...
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...