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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than...
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Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard–you never know how many friends...
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What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you...
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Awareness is not the same as thought. It lies beyond thinking, although it makes...
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If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.
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Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
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Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the...