Quote #32015
Friendship is the allay of our sorrows, the ease of our passions, the discharge...
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It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
Quote #5366
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #17406
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #7092
Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never with Ignorance.
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse.
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Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor’s a good brooch to wear in a...