Quote #12800
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...
Quote #24607
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but...
Quote #1016
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #23905
I know why the caged bird sings.
Quote #4199
To have little is to possess.To have plenty is to be perplexed.
Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #3114
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Quote #29306
We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
Quote #18877
Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child’s eyes, is...