Quote #12604
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...
Quote #18758
We were a silent, hidden thought in the folds of oblivion, and we have...
Quote #31651
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....
Quote #17372
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #3000
I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.
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Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
Quote #24688
America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the...
Quote #13975
We teach them proper principles and let them govern themselves.
Quote #20708
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here