Quote #1786
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
Quote #10675
Things are neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so.
Quote #28174
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Quote #27622
Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...
Quote #5921
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #10703
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #12672
Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes...
Quote #28137
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...