William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields) Quote #1786 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
William Shakespeare, Hamlet Quote #10675 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Things are neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28174 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote #2851 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
George Foreman Quote #27622 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...
James Taylor Quote #5921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23501 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Horace Walpole, lived 1717-1797 Quote #10703 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Abraham Lincoln Quote #12672 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28137 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...