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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
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If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
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But no perfection is so absolute, That some impurity doth not pollute.
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #2916
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis...
Quote #6834
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,...