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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Who are you going to shoot joking with Attorney General Richard Kleindienst about creating...
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A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
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The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of...
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Statistically the probability of any one of us being here is so small that...
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We trained very hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to...
Quote #19495
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
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Men are what their mothers made them.
Quote #32786
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...