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Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to...
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to...
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My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing...
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
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A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it...
Quote #33788
As I see it, every day you do one of two things build health...