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America is not like a blanket-one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the...
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I have a right to my anger, and I don’t want anybody telling me...
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
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Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
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Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To...
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
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A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?