Quote #21791
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #9476
Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river...
Quote #29323
There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #33888
Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
Quote #23999
Frank Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve noticed things that I never knew were...
Quote #7930
There is nothing in this world constant, but inconsistancy.
Quote #2232
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...