Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #14163
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #34376
Good food ends with good talk.
Quote #4331
A second wifeis hateful to the children of the first;a viper is not more...
Quote #14130
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads...
Quote #32471
Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
Quote #2571
Favorite animal: steak.
Quote #26976
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...