Quote #29285
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when...
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #24000
Frank It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds...
Quote #34172
Einstein said God doesn’t play dice with the universe, but I don’t know–maybe not...
Quote #3931
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #20951
True hope is swift, and flies with swallow’s wings Kings it makes gods, and...
Quote #21834
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Quote #23397
Nature does not loathe virtue it is unaware of its existence.
Quote #17941
The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people...