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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
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Every time you get angry, you poison your own system.
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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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In life you can never be too kind or too fair everyone you meet...