Quote #34756
A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and...
Quote #33147
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #26583
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Quote #30055
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #12240
Humans live best when each has a place to stand, when each knows where...
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #22171
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast...