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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
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It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential...
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Sin is geographical.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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There are four kinds of Homicide felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
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Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.