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September tries its best to have us forget summer.
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Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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The gods help them that help themselves.
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Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’
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If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...