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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
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Most men would feel insulted if it were proposed to employ them in throwing...
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We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant...
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The historian must have some conceptions of how men who are not historians behave.
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In Germany, they first came for the communists, and I didn’t speak up because...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of...
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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
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If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves.