Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #10850
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline....
Quote #23369
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does....
Quote #9344
You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never...
Quote #28274
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Quote #4938
Frailty, thy name is woman!
Quote #19452
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #9183
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. (Sweet and fitting it is to die...
Quote #26993
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn’t...
Quote #430
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.