Quote #18084
In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #28229
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #7593
The proposition that the people are the best keepers of their own liberties is...
Quote #4714
They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a...
Quote #16552
Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a...
Quote #29847
‘True love’ isn’t so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is...
Quote #13179
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty...
Quote #23848
One hand washes the other.