Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #24355
Do to others what you would have them do to you.
Quote #7119
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Quote #21838
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.
Quote #26860
Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
Quote #3313
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #26175
Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave for it...
Quote #8170
The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.