Quote #4746
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #1738
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made...
Quote #4730
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
Quote #1774
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
Quote #7662
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
Quote #10518
The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Quote #27526
I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...
Quote #31097
Every one is the architect of his own fortune.