Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28275 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
W. C. Fields Quote #14525 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
E. Joseph Crossman Quote #6756 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...
John Churton Collins Quote #33669 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.
Lewis Black, "Black on Broadway" (2004) Quote #10936 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but...
Joshua J. Marine Quote #22033 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Challenges are what make life interesting overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
George Washington Carver Quote #8857 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and...
Cicero Quote #13851 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quote #14750 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28277 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as...