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Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
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The more you know, the less you need to show.
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If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right...
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Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something in the absence of good...
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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
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Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
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He who praises everybody, praises nobody.