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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,Here once...
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...
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The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
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The doors of wisdom are never shut.
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any...
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else...