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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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The wine seems to be very closed-in and seems to have entered a dumb...
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Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
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The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a...
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If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as...
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We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once...
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...