Quote #8582
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #24943
In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #13204
No evil dooms us hopelessly, except the evil we love, and desire to continue...
Quote #302
Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.
Quote #6226
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #421
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
Quote #4911
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.