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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The love we give away is the only love we keep.
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Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
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Knowledge is recognition of something absent; it is a salutation, not an embrace.
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The maxim that people should not have a right till they are ready to...
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Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
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We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned applause.
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If you believe that discrimination exists, it will.
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.